Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. This joke may contain profanity. Frou-Frou: Oh, Roquefort, I've beenso worried about you. [onscreen]Down underneath here. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Yes, yes, of course,but you know what to do. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet. Edgar Balthazar: Of course, Madame. WebThe Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era. While the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. Size nine-and-a-half. You don't need to scream. An inside look at the long-standing, transgressive joke amongst comedians called The Aristocrats. Toulouse: I was havinga funny dream. You are most fortunatewe happened along. All thoselittle kittens of yours, Duchess. SUBTITULOS ESPAOL Kittens, come along! I think it's wrong I've done a lot of PSA's do NOT f*** your family. Lafayette: [Chuckling nervously] Ow! [As the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears, the "Winnie the Pooh" theme cues up. Duchess: Now, now, Toulouse. Napoleon: It's squeaky shoesapproachin', man. George carlin shares his version of the aristocrats joke. Then we see a picture of Walt Disney]. Thief #1: [sings] Have lots of grubs to share! A slip of the handand it's off to dreamland. Lafayette: I'll see ya in the morning,Napoleon. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Yes. Brian Cummings: It's loads of fun, there's jamming and playing with lots of new friends. WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. Thieves! Children, where are you? O'Malley: It sure was,and what a finale. [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, silent clips of "Aladdin" and "Aladdin 2" are shown]. That's pure O'Malley, baby. If we're going to Paris ourselves, why don't youjoin us? As the butler pushes the trunk toward the door, O'Malley pushes from the other side. It's just beyondthat next chimney pot. He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. You've got it! a one-wheeled haystack. She plays Chopin's third movement, in B minor. Champagne,dancing the night away. Duchess, it's wonderfulto have you all back. In the South Park version, Cartman tells the other boys the joke his grandfather told him while at the school bus stop. But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Oh! [The Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo appears]. Duchess: Say, what brings you two here? Criminiddly! I'll be right back, y'all. Billy: No, but the rest is kind of hard to believe. Duchess: Oh, I'll be so gladwhen we get back home. Whoo-whoo! O'Malley: Duchess. It does look hopeless,doesn't it? Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. Gilbert Gottfried: A lot of you are probably saying "Wait, wait, wait. Roquefort:Hey, wait for me! Sarah silverman delivered one of the most controversial versions of the joke in the aristocrats.after an emotionally. Right? But right now it's time we concerned ourselveswith self-improvement. Duchess: You know something,Thomas, your friends arereally delightful. Now, now, my darlings. Amelia: And don't worry about form, sir. Buzz Lightyear: [Closes his wrist communicator] This is no time to panic. Frogs: [singing] There's so much to say, but we have all day. Something smells awfully good. with the starsas our guide. O'Malley: "Basted"? Napoleon: Wait a minute, that's funny. [Hissing]. Roquefort:[ Panting ] Mr.O'Malley, I've heard your name. Breakfast, a la carte. 0. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video invites you back into the world where toys come to life. Amelia! All: Everybody, everybody Everybody wantsto be a cat (2x), Frou Frou:Everybody (2x) Everybody wants to be a cat[ Giggling ], Uncle Waldo: EverybodyWhoopee! Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]Come on, Edgar. Toulouse: Is there anything we can do tohelp you,Mr. O'Malley, huh? And he says, "The Osbournes.". Georges Hautecourt: Will, eh? Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? Milkman:Sapristi! Oh, dear. You eitherare or you're not. I-- I couldnever leave her. [Screen fades from black, revealing a clip of the 1995 Disney Interactive trailer where two children are at a computer playing the "Pocahontas" Animated Storybook game. and the father goes, "Watch us." Get those twoweb-footed life guards outta here, okay?! Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it. O'Malley: How 'bout youand me, Duchess? Toulouse: Gee whiz! The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? Send us a tip using our anonymous form. Girls! WebUntil gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Napoleon: 'Cause I outrank you,that's why. [Screaming][Coughing]. Just back away from me. [A cat drops a bale of hay onto Edgar. Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. [6] It came to wider public attention when it was told by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner. [We cut to Scud running to the camera barking, and Woody shrieks as the camera zooms in on his butt]. Adelaide, madame, you mean to sayyou're leavingyour vast fortune to Edgar? Lafayette: Napoleon, I'm plumbgoose-pimply scared! 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Mark Elliott: Coming this summer from Walt Disney Pictures. Absolutely. Abigail:We're not chickens. Aristocats are never found inalley ways or hanging around. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Just in time now! Merrill Markoe: They have sex in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses. Duchess! Hamm: Hey, heads up, everybody. And then the rest of the band's gonna jump up and we're gonna sing "Shine Your Shoes, Shine Your Shoes." Look at this! Billy Boss: So? Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, my, my dear. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Napoleon:Wait a minute. [Humming"Rock-A-Bye-Baby"]Oops! Bakin' Bacon with Macon Abigail,Amelia & Uncle Waldo: [ Laughing ]. Berlioz: [sighs] It's really hard to pronounce your name, man. Frou-Frou: I know. Abigail: Mr. O'Malley, I think youshould be the rear end. Oh! I got a million of 'em. WebThe Aristocrats (2005) "The joke leads me down one path" | and then it switches the path on me suddenly, and it hits me with a hammer. Duchess: [offscreen] It's time to practiceyour scales and your arpeggios. Will. Toulouse: I'll show him. Hugo, Victor and Laverne: [singing] A guy like you! BAM THEM WITH AS POLITE A Hold on. John Leader: Now, that movie can be part of your family's collection of grand Disney animated classics. [2] When told to audiences who know the punch line, the joke's humor depends on the described outrageousness of the family act.[3][4]. O'Malley: Aloha. Uncle Waldo: [Mumbling,Sighing &Hiccupping]. Napoleon: Mm-mm. WebIn the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but Georges Hautecourt: Let go of my cane, man! You've just rescued Thomas, right? That's onlya little frog, my love. Although the talent agent initially brushes them off as too 'cutesy', he is eventually persuaded to allow them to show him their act. Anything could happento them on a night like this weather! Abigail: Gracious me. [Laughing]You're making it very difficult. Thank goodness you're safe! In its most-basic form, a family goes to see a talent agent, performs their actwhich is comprised of disgusting depravityand once they finish, Mark Elliott: Including the Genie, brought to life again by the one-and-only Robin Williams. [looks under the sheet of his doodle pad] Umone minor note here. I'm the leader! Shun Gon: Oh, boy, fellas! Marie: It's creme de la cremea la Edgar. Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? 1 Mar. Mr. O'Malley knows a placewhere we can stay tonight, and tomorrow we can all go home. [1] It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is revealed to be remarkably vulgar and offensive in nature, with the punch line revealing that they incongruously bill themselves as "The Aristocrats". I-l mean, eat--Eat well, of course. Duchess: Well, darlings, l--I just don't know. Chorus: [sings] Winnie the Pooh. I wouldlike to see your pad,and meet your friend Scat Cat. Kittens! You never miss. I'm the one that sayswhen we go. Edgar Balthazar: The police say it wasa professional, masterful job. [O'Malley pounces. [offscreen]Huh, and those kids. [offscreen]Toulouse? How are you doing that? Nothin'. Edgar stabs a mound of hay with a pitchfork. (The gargoyles burst their heads out from three sides of a window). It's awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. [ Hiccups ]. (onscreen)Please introduce yourselves to him, darlings. Thieves: [singing] Scheming up a scam, out on a limb. But I was so surethat I heard them. The zygote goes through a process of becoming an. Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you are amazing! Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them. He could be a longshoreman. Hole in the left sole,it sounds like. Young cat. That was something. [Chuckling] Now this calls for another cracker. Roquefort:B-But honest, guys! Duchess: Marie, darling. Jon Stewart: Um Yeah, I think it's best if we don't break it down. Oh, no! It probes the darkest, sickest places of the Ooh! Duchess Oh, how nice. Possibly a reprobate. Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now, my pets,a little closer together. No, it's less than that. Hey! Uncle Waldo: Whoopee! Scat Cat: Why, this is outrageous &crazy! He tries to shut it, but the alley cats attack]. WebThe Aristocrats is a terminal movie. O'Malley pushes the pitchfork off with his hind feet, freeing himself. Edgar Balthazar:Coming, Madame! Edgar Balthazar:You're going to[offscreen]Timbuktu[onscreen]if it'sthe last thing I do! I say, that's not at all bad. You don't know whether to sh*t or puke in this room. Anyway, it's much longerthan I'd ever live. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3: The King of Thieves"! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:My home for allthe alley cats of Paris. [ Grunting ] Okay, Laffy, you're right, it's the end. As with any other aristocrats video, this one also contains incredibly nasty profanity. Duches: [offscreen]Berlioz, now don't be rude. We're just a pairof sentimental old fools. The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The father bends the kid over the guy's desk and starts taking him from behind, which isn't right. Lafayette:Well, he didn't hurt me. O'Malley: Three? Kittens! Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is revealed to be remarkably vulgar and offensive in nature, with the punch line revealing that they incongruously. O'Malley: Duchess, If I can live with you, will you marry me? Quotes.net. This is a family who are raping their own children, and performing bestiality! O'Malley: [offscreen]See ya around, tiger! Okay, baby. Andy's birthday festival's been movedto today. And don't worry. Now, please, darling, settle down,and play meyour pretty little song. [Chuckling][Giggling, Groaning]Mm-mm. Edgar Balthazar: Madame, uh-- May I takeyour parcel, Madame? To which pets do the otherstip their hats? [ Sighing ], Lafayette: Well, shootfire, man. O'Malley: Trouble? Roquefort:Oh, boy! Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats joke (2) VindictivePotato. [Backfiiring Continues][Engine Sputtering,Backfiring][Engine Backfiring]. "Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar" took you beyond imagination. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Uncle Waldo: [Laughter]Now, now, now, now. Hello, kittens. [More silent clips are shown] Come join Christopher Robin and his best friend Pooh on an adventure through the Hundred Acre Wood. Duchess: Now, now, Thomas. Oh, and, Edgar, I'm expectingmy attorney, Georges Hautecourt. [ Laughing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat. Come along, dear. What made them think that this this was entertaining? One joke prevails over all others, however: The Aristocrats, a joke comedians keep back to tell each other (or themselves, as a warm-up act). Yeah! Beda Tre. Napoleon: Hush your mouth! Mark Elliott: Lead Aladdin into his biggest adventure ever. Cats:Everybody, everybodyEverybody wantsto be a cat, Berlioz: [ Sighing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat, Marie: Because a cat'sthe only catWho knowswhere it's at. Hurry, hurry! Marie: Ladies do not start fights, Buster, but they can finish them. O'Malley:[offscreen]All right. He's our oldest anddearest friend, you know. A proper joke seldom fits the format and atmosphere of stand-up comedy, and jokes end as soon as the audience knows the punchline. O'Malley: Uh-huh, yeah. Berlioz [offscreen] I wish we were homewith Madame right now. Come along for rapping and roaring with some furry bears. Oh, what a horrible,horrible human! My complimentsto the chef. The aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Woody: Alright. Quasimodo: Good morning. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: That's right. Uh, not exactlyyour type, Duchess. I mean it's surprising they haven't that they're not all in jail! Duchess:I'll never forget you,Thomas O'Malley. Berlioz: [offscreen]Yeah. But it is notquite Shakespeare. Frogs: [singing] Needeep, croak, ribbit, croak, needeep. Berlioz: Just a nickname I gave you, "Roque-fort"? O'Malley: No trouble at all,little princess. Oh. Go on! Right? O'Malley jumps into the trunk]. Scat Cat:What's a little swinger like youdoin' on our side oftown? It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_144090, https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_quotes_144090. And aristocatic flair in whatthey do and what they say. Napoleon:Now this is no timeto turn chicken. And the talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughs]Oh, Georges! [We see early pencil animations for the song, "Welcome to the Forty Thieves"]. Charge! Then, at the endof their life span,my entire estatewill revert to Edgar. Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you could have lost your life. Everything is going to be all right. I don't mind if I refuse to wish you to sue anyone. Prev [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we fade to a black background]. Please,let me explain. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: I've asked you to come hereona very importantlegal matter. You're comin' on. "The "Aristocrats. O'Malley: Duchess, this isthe greatest cat of'em all: Scat Cat. Duchess:[offscreen]Berlioz, shh! Roquefort: Duchess, kittens, gone? Roquefort:[ Muttering ]Why did I listen to that O'Malley cat!? South Park - The Aristocrats Joke. Napoleon: I'm the leader. Sounds like Scat Cat andhis gang have dropped by. Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? The acts described involve incest, pedophilia, sodomy, coprophilia, coprophagia, and impressions of the victims of 9/11. The scene is stomach-churning, and thats the point. O'Malley: Well, of course. Fisherman's luck. Good evening, Duchess. It's time to get rid of these cats all the way to Timbuktu once and for all. I've got to getthose things back tonight. We give the first few rows garbage bags. [Screen fades from black, showing some of the locations from the film]. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, indeed I do. Well, uh--Well, all it needsis a little tidying upand, well,maybe aIittle feminine touch. They show aristocatic bearing. [Engine Starting,Backfiiring][Engine Sputtering,Backfiring][Backfiring Continues] [Gasping] The police station! Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Abigail: So first, you must gainself-confidenceby striking outon your own. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, come now, Georges. Lafayette: I'm scratchin'as fast as I can. [offscreen]Ah. Hugo: [Spits the straw and feathers out of its mouth] Man! The percussionist - I love that word, "percussionist" - is going to put his triangle, put it in front of my triangle, and "Clang-a-Lang-a-Lang Went the Trolley," just the way Momma sang it, and then, I'm gonna take the banger to the triangle and cling-a-lang it until my clitoris swells up into a large Macy's Day Parade balloon, and I'm gonna take it and stretch it out and I'm going to wrap it around the microphone cord and fling it over my shoulder the way Mommy used to do. Oh, l, I mean,even little Marie. Girl: And then the raccoons ate our food and they all had poison ivy. No. When they're seen upon an airing. Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. The aristocrats is a terminal movie. Amelia: Oh, yes, I thinkwe'd better be going. I havea cracker with me. Edgar! How could I forget him? Marie:[offscreen]Mama, may we watch Toulouse paintbefore we startour music lesson? Abigail: You really did quite wellfor a beginner. In the middle part of the joke, the family's act is described in obscene detail; it involves increasingly offensive and disgusting acts. Edgar Balthazar:[offscreen]Now, my little pesky pets. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Stupid cat! Duchess:Oh, no, no. Poppycock, man! Roquefort:You're darn tootin'I'm on the level! Something horrible is happening. "Saranora," and allthose goodbye things, baby. Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] and I push it into her unwilling anus. Clopin: Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower lives the mysterious bell ringer. O'Malley:Over there! The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. Don't shush yourold Uncle Waldo! It's like Curly in the Stooges. Away! Ooh! I'll saywhen it's the end. WebIts an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Berlioz: I'll bet it's morethan a thousand. Marie: Ooh, that would be wonderful, sir! Brian Cummings: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". Andy Richter: And the man says "The Aristocrats" [long pause] and did I mention that two of the men are probably Jews? Come on! Roquefort:It's notreally hard, Berlioz. O'Malley: What I had in mind wasa kind of a sports model, baby. (onscreen)Five! AND BAM! You know, when Pat Boone starts talking about fistfucking a dog, he really put feeling into it, he says. Elevators arefor old people. Sarah Silverman: Joe Franklin loved The Aristocrats. There's incest. Go get him! Someday they're all goingto be yours, you sly old fox. Duchess: (offscreen)Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley. Web- The "Aristocrats." WebThe Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. This is not a joke, this would go on TV. Sounds like a gangof swinging hep cats. Choo-choo-choo,choo-choo. Clickety. Roquefort: [Whispering]So he's the cat-napper! Duchess: Oh, ho, ho,you are charming! Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats? WebThis 19th-century aristocrat was a spoiled rich boy who never grew up and a man who would often take delight in other peoples misfortune. But we've got to hurry. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! [Smacking Lips]Delicious! Move! Mm. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Edgar! Kittens? Billy Bunny: [sings] That is what we really do so, yow! Did you haveany luck at all? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [voice]No, no, no, Georges. Uncle Waldo: Girls, it's outrageous! Oh, thank goodness. Edgar Balthazar:You came back? Go! O'Malley: You know something? WhyEdgar? And the agent says, "Well, what do you call them?" Duchess:[offscreen]And they are very fond of you. O'Malley: Well, uh, you seeI-l'm not exactlyher husband. [Then we see the torn and tattered Quasimodo close the cathedral doors, transitioning to the Feast of Fools]. Darlings,now you just stay here,and I'll go and I'lllook for Toulouse. [The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video and Pixar Animation Studios logos appear]. Heel, roll over, play dead! You're justher house pets. There's always something new and emotional from Disney. Scratch one butler. Hallelujah! Mama, I'm afraid! (oc) the agent says, holy fuck, not you asshats again. The joke, called "The Aristocrats" after its punchline, was setup as a pitch meeting to a talent agent. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the aristocrats. Duchess: Oh, I'm so sorry, but,well, we just couldn't. Ooh! Sir? This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors and comedians retelling their versions of the joke, as well as shedding some light on its origins. [Laughing]I've some news straightfrom the horse's mouth,if you'll pardonthe expression, of course. And I'm not a man either. He rips off his wife's bra. Choo-choo-choo-choo,choo-choo-choo-choo. Edgar, old chap, get used tothe finer things of life. [Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown] Now, here's a special messagefrom Walt Disney World. You know. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents it's all-new 37th animated motion picture. And we blow Hitler, then next episode, we bite his dick off, ha ho! O'Malley: Hey there, bud! And saying, "This is totally wrong! He then describes a Hieronymus Boschlike tableau of torture. Dig thesefancy wigwams. The joke has a simple setup: A family visits a talent agent to pitch him on a new act. My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80! Rita Rudner: The people are abusing each other. O'Malley: Are you sure we'reon the right street where you live? Edgar Balthazar: [ Shoes Squeaking ]Frou-Frou, tonight "Operation Catnapper"will be completed. O'Malley: So I got a few to spare. Roquefort:Don't come in! Mark Elliott: "Aladdin" showed you an entire new world. Roquefort: Don't come in! Brainless lunatic! O'Malley: [sighs] Duchess, there's something I need to ask you. Mark Elliott: He lived a solitary life behind stone walls. And other poems by Maya Angelou. He takes the tampon and throws it at the window and it sticks. Lafayette: [offscreen;chuckling]This time, I get the tender part. That this one rudimentary joke could be done so many different ways and in different styles. [Humming TuneFrom Carmen]. Meee-owww! Alright? Georges Hautecourt: [voice] To your cats? Amelia: Abigail, we were bornwith flat feet. Waldo's our uncle. All: [offscreen]Everybody(2x)Everybodywants to be-A Lafayette:Hey, Napoleon,that sounds like the end. Now think "goose.". Marie: Oh noI wouldn'ttake up much room. Berlioz: Come on, " Rodeford." 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