A man rubs an ice cube on a woman's bare buttocks, then squeezes and slaps them (she is wearing a thong). About getting a new battery pack for his artificial heart, Chev states that it feels like "crank," but better. All text and audiovisual content, unless otherwise attributed is One Voice Communications LTD. All Rights Reserved, Three Family Films for Black History Month, Movie Reviews Made Especially For Parent and Family Magazines. Even though he took a lickin' in Crank, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is still tickin'. Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. age 18+ Based on our expert review. We see paramedics in the back of an ambulance working on a very bloody man who seems to have some sort of bad abdominal wound. Chico then reluctantly does this, seen in close up, with very bloody results. Chev chases after Johnny and another man in their fleeing car, while Chev is on foot. 2009. Chev Chelios is back for more mayhem and violence in Crank: High Voltage. To try to keep some cops from arresting Chev, Eve states that he's had too many drinks (to explain his actions, although this is a lie). Eve has a little bit of a bloody lip after fighting with some cops. He's . Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. Following through with the idea of using friction to stimulate Chev's heart, Eve straddles his lap and starts doing some thrusting. How soon after "Crank" ends does "Crank: High Voltage" begin? When Eve realizes that woman is no longer cuffed, and the woman shows that she has keys to unlock those handcuffs, Eve tells her "do me," and the woman suggestively replies, "I'll do you," but Eve then knocks her out. I loved the first film and have been looking forward to the sequel. Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. Should you still be concerned about the film's appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home, you may want to look more closely at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. Buy $7.99. El Huron orders Chico to cut off his own nipples as punishment for failing to do his job. The two then accidentally fall over a short wall and down onto a horse race track where they passionately kiss, and she continues the thrusting while on top of him. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger." Venus gives Chev a ride on his motorbike, but they end up wiping out and crashing onto the street. Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE & LANGUAGE on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest depending on quantity & context |more|, Print a page, share with friends, and yes, please go ahead and email links. Much of that has very bloody and/or gory results (while scenes depicting open-heart surgery are extremely graphic in nature), and those scenes and moments of potential peril might be suspenseful and/or unsettling for some viewers (but all of it's played so over-the-top that it comes off as somewhat cartoonish in tone). "Right the f*ck now," "What the f*ck, man?" 57/100. Some drinking and smoking also occur, and there's a little bit of tense family material, as well as some crude humor. Jason Statham returns as Chev Chelios, who was seen at the end of the original film falling out of a helicopter presumably to his death. Mild Terms and Policies Kids say. A cop reminds Eve that Chev sexually humiliated her in public (the above race track scene). We see primitive looking videogame footage showing a blocky version of Chev fighting another man while falling from the sky. If you can get past the unrealistic aspects of it, you'll really have fun with it like I did. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). A man is shown in soiled shorts. "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Nigger" (said by a black man) and "Homo," among others. The Neveldine/Taylor combination are back at it with Crank 2: High Voltage, but it's a slight slump from it's predecessor, with the amount of lackluster material that tends to wander off the subject. I don't support the ratings system, but it's a good thing that they did ID people. When he is done, he picks up the severed and bloody nipples off the floor and leaves. Brian Taylor A woman punches another woman in the face (she gets a bloody lip) and the other woman strikes her in the head with a bottle. Understandably upset -- and fitted with a temporary artificial heart -- Chelios goes on a rampage to get his heart back; of course, the limited battery capacity of his artificial unit means that he has to jolt himself with electricity on a regular basis to stay alive. A man watches a yoga video that focuses on a woman's clothed buttocks and crotch. Johnny has various facial piercings. Other new and recent reviews include: About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." Chev chases after Johnny and another man in their fleeing car, while Chev is on foot. Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. A woman straddles a man and thrusts against him to create friction (they are both clothed but her short dress reveals thigh and cleavage). About two apparently gay men, Chev refers to them as a pair of "sausage Nigels.". Extreme See "Violence" for details. Privacy Policy Men smoke cigarettes in several scenes. A ricocheting bullet hits a man in the head, killing him (with bloody results). He then shoots a second man (also with bloody results), while machine guns and handguns are fired back at him, but he shoots two more people dead with a shotgun that he has grabbed from one. We see various bare-breasted women and shirtless men at El Huron's estate. Several shootout scenes show many people being shot repeatedly with blood spurting and spraying, many people falling dead and others writhing in pain: One such scene shows a topless woman shot in the chest and we see her bare breasts as they oozes bloodied silicone gel and deflate. When Eve realizes that woman is no longer cuffed, and the woman shows that she has keys to unlock those handcuffs, Eve tells her "do me," and the woman suggestively replies, "I'll do you," but Eve then knocks her out. - Some sexual violence might be enticing for kids to try to imitate (some of which - especially concerning a character repeatedly shocking himself -- could be very dangerous or even lethal), while all sorts of bad attitudes (regular villain stuff, as well as racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc.) You can help us keep our independence with a donation. Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. "F*cking do it," "F*cking useless," "Oh f*ck," "M*therf*cking," "F*ck that," "A f*cking psycho," "That sick f*ck," "He's f*cking dead," "Bing f*cking Crosby," "F*cking clowns," "I'm shocked to my f*cking core," "Wake the f*ck up and smell what's burning," "Greasy f*ck," "F*cking hell," "A f*cking hat-trick," "Bullsh*t," "Piece of sh*t," "Ah, sh*t," "No sh*t," "You're a sh*t magnet," "Chinese sh*t," "Built like a brick sh*t-house," "Holy sh*t," "I would have sh*t myself," "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender," "Suck me," "Slut," "I can bet you my momma's cootchie," "C*cks*cker," "No dough, no blow" (sexual), "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back," "You're a pair of sausage Nigels," "That son of a bitch treated me like his hot little whore," "Big ass d*ck," "Dip your wick," "Pubes," "That's a d*cky question," "Like you got a boner" (said as a rhyme to "donor"), "Okay chow mein," "Jesus H. Chelios," "Damn, dawg," "Fag(got)," "He's gonna tap your ass," "Shut up," "Bitch," "Whore," "You lucky bastard," "Get off your fat ass," "Pissed off," "Dude," "Don't look so gloomy, Elvis," "Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink?" Can't play on this device. For those prone to visually induced motion sickness, camera movement is nearly nonstop throughout the film (including in close-up views, thus exacerbating the effect). FRIGHTENING SCENES The first Crank, for all of its excess, gory violence, and sex-obsessed misogyny, at least had the virtue of being unique, down to the fact that it killed its protagonist at the end of his misadventures. Music(Inappropriate) Venus strikes one person with nunchuckas and then head-butts another, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). For frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language. Chev shoots various people in a limo, with very bloody results. Chev slides down a railing on his feet, but slips and lands on his crotch, causing him pain. Randy wears a T-shirt that reads "Nice jugs" (with images of such containers rather than breasts on that shirt). Regal Crank: High Voltage (2009) R 04/16/2009 (US) Action , Thriller , Crime 1h 36m User Score Play Trailer Stay Charged, Stay Alive! A man holds a gun on another man who punches him in the throat and takes the gun away. Rent $3.99. 2,5 minutes to secure a "Not under 18" rating. Various non-criminals have bad attitudes toward Chev. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE Moments later, doctors comment on what else is to be removed from Chev (after his heart), and a sketch of his body shows a large penis that one of the surgeons circles (while one of them looks under the sheet to check out the size -- we don't see anything). A man states, "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender" (in reference to a hooker). - Frequent use of profanities, including scatological slang, blasphemy and vulgar expressions. After being on fire, Chev's face becomes progressively burned and gross-looking, with missing and/or burned skin, etc. He also finds his girlfriend, Eve (AMY SMART), who thought he was dead and now works in a strip club for Randy (COREY HAIM). Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. We hear that Venus' brother is dead, and later hear the same about El Huron's brothers. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger." R 2009 96 minutes Save Rate movie Parents say age 16+ Based on 11 reviews Kids say age 14+ Based on 16 reviews Watch or buy Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. A man jams a metal rod through another man's chest and we see the rod push out through his back. Your purchase helps us remain independent and ad-free. That includes licking her shoulder, caressing her leg, and then caressing her clothed crotch and bare breast, while saying she can bet something on her own momma's "cootchie." Extreme moments of extraordinary violence, conducted with a smirking, smug sense of bad-boy provocation. In the 2006 action hit CRANK, hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) spent twenty-four hours in over-drive: fighting, killing, and keeping his adrenaline flowing at full-force to combat a deadly poison injected into his body. Topics ToTalk About *Extreme Chev shoots the lock off an electrical panel and grabs the components inside that shock him backwards. Why is Crank - High Voltage rated R? In the closing credits, we see the old woman from before reacting to Chev rubbing up and down against her by saying she's never had it that way before. 'Crank: High Voltage' hits a lot of the same notes as its predecessor, but cranks the ludicrousness to 11. This movie just cranks up the raunchy humour up to eleven. To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). gtag('js', new Date()); - A crude bodily function is portrayed. He flies off on fire, and pummels El Huron before throwing him into a pool where he apparently drowns, and puts a severed but artificially sustained head into the same, all while Chev continues to be on fire. Two men pull guns on Chev, but he disarms and hits both of them. Chev ends up crashing his car and flies through the windshield out onto the street where he lands hard. Preschoolers (2-4) Little Kids (5-7) - Buttocks and breast nudity shown in sexual situations. After being on fire, Chev's face becomes progressively burned and gross-looking, with missing and/or burned skin, etc. A ricocheting bullet then hits that man in the head, killing him (with bloody results), and the woman then graphically vomits from the sight of that. Crank: High Voltage is the 2009 sequel to 2006's Crank. He also finds his girlfriend, Eve (AMY SMART), who thought he was dead and now works in a strip club for Randy (COREY HAIM). Needing a jolt for his artificial heart, Chev takes Doc Miles' advice and tries to create static electricity by rubbing up against other people. Various non-criminals have bad attitudes toward Chev. Parent reviews for Crank: High Voltage. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. A man using a dog-training collar on his dog zaps it several times, and then continues to zap it abusively. Back in reality, Chev pummels Johnny's face, and then uses the above case to smash his face and threatens to do so again if he doesn't give him the combination to open the box. A nurse uses a rectal thermometer on Chev (we don't see the actual insertion). Jason Statham is back, going full-throttle. Just confirm how you got your ticket. Chev imagines making out with Eve (clothed). But familiarity breeds content -- or, in this case, shows contempt; the first Crank may have been shocking, but the only thing shocking about Crank: High Voltage is how far it's willing to go in the name of jolting the audience in pursuit of a quick buck. This movie hilarious and much better than the first one, but if you're going to watch it, DO NOT LET THE KIDS SEE IT. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and By entering this site you acknowledge to having read and agreed to the above conditions. Chev knocks various people aside while chasing after Johnny. Extreme "Jesus f*cking Christ," "One f*cking hour," "F*ck that sh*t," "F*cker," "No f*cking sucky for you," "F*cking Cantonese," "Get out of the f*cking car," "For f*ck's sake," "You slanty-eyed f*ck," "Who the f*ck are you?" You can help us help kids by Poon Dong grabs a hooker's butt. Families can also discuss the fine line between satirical, comedic action/violence and going too far -- what happens when the audience stops laughing? MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE) SMOKING Once you select Rent you'll have 14 days to start watching the movie and 48 hours to finish it. JUMP SCENES Needing a jolt for his artificial heart, Chev takes Doc Miles' advice and tries to create static electricity by rubbing up against other people. Chev shoots and hits one goon, and then fires at Johnny and another man who run away and shoot back at him with machine guns and handguns during the resultant chase. from the first film. Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: Phrases: "F*ck your mother," "F*ck you," "I'm deadly f*cking serious," "M*therf*cker," "What's my next f*cking move?" Curious if this title is entertaining, any good, and/or has any artistic merit? "Lily white ass," "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Chicken and broccoli," "Straight up," "You know the drill, bitch," "What the hell are you doing here?" Jason is superb as Chev Chelios again and had me laughing my ass off with his cockney slang and his superb stunts. We see a large surgical scar on a man's chest in several scenes. We see Doc Miles rubbing an ice cube on a woman's mostly bare butt (she's wearing a thong) while she's lying across his lap. 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